Monday, July 17, 2006

Funny Quotes

There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Those who can count
3. Those who can't



I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
UNLESS THEY PROVOKE ME !

When You Finally Find The Perfect Girl You Think To Yourself, Why Isn't She Taken?

You're Only Bad If You're Caught... So That Makes Me A Good Guy, RIGHT!?

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear...

Dawn To Dawn
Dusk To Dusk
Life's Too Short
So Party We Must!

Never Fall In Love With The Girl Next Door.... Trust Me She Will Move!

Your Village Just Called, Their Missing Their Idiot!

I Thought I Could Trust U
U Said U Wouldn't Lie
But Then U Ran Off...
With MY GIRL !!

If It Weren't For Girls, I'd Quit College!!

"Gravity is a Myth..... the earth sucks!!"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you !!

I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was going to BLAME you...

It's always darkest before dawn.....
So if you're going to STEAL the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...

Join the Army,
Meet interesting people, and kill them...


Multitasking means screwing up several things at once...

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them !!

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips !!

Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving !!

If at first you don't succeed,
Destroy all evidence that you tried !!

I May Not Always Be Right But Im NEVER Wrong !!

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