Management Fundae

Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested.All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
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Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but Ihaven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.Finally after a fortnight,
there he was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the
turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Number Three
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is yourfriend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouthshut!