Friday, August 04, 2006

Funny & Naughty Quotes !!

I Thought I Could Trust U
U Said U Wouldn't Lie
But Then U Ran Off...
With MY GIRL !! ­ ­ ­ ­:(

It's always darkest before dawn.....
So if you're going to STEAL the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...

You're Only Bad If You're Caught... So That Makes Me A Good Guy, RIGHT!?

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear...

Your Village Just Called, Their Missing Their Idiot!

There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Those who can count
3. Those who can't


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you !!

I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was going to BLAME you...

If It Weren't For Girls, I'd Quit College!!

Join the Army,
Meet interesting people, and kill them...


Multitasking means screwing up several things at once...

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them !!

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips !!

Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving !!

I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
I WILL NOT CHASE THE GIRLS !
UNLESS THEY PROVOKE ME !

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice quotations Sir

9:54 AM  

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